Greetings and Salutations,
Things To Do

--Study for final
--Take final tomorrow
--Do laundry
--Clean
--Go 'nice restaurant critiquing' for a paper
--Write 'nice restaurant critique'
--Put on pants

Sincerely

He Is So Adorable

Things My Boyfriend Has Said Half-Asleep

"I think she'll keep the baby now."



"Thank you for showing me the bicycle."



"I have to pack a penis overnight bag."



This last one was last night and it's my favorite. "I don't even know how that made sense."