And now... It's time again for another episode of "Dear God, What's On Menda's Face?!?".
Guesses? Any guesses? No, nobody?
The correct answer is always -- SHAME.
Naked, cold, shivering SHAME. .. ..... .. ...
I went off my damn diet. :(
In other news, I found this picture of me and Daniel from our anniversary last year.
The events of the night (the zoo, the unplanned evening, the crying, etc) are recorded here. Sigh. I really hope this year's anniversary (coming up soon) will end in me being less of a hormonal woman. WE WILL SEE, WON'T WE? "Next time on: Will Menda Act Like a Woman? Stay tuned."
I will take the time now to promote the snot out of Daniel's new blog creation, Comics Closet. He combines his undeniable wit and intelligence with facts and opinions from all corners of Nerd Space.
After a full-on night of Hollywood Bullshit live from the Academy Awards (necessary for Daniel's Cracked's live blog duty), I thought I would tribute (the shorted)The Wrestler. It's a surprisingly well put together patriotic spoof of The Wrestler, featuring Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty. I find it deeply disturbing that Lady Liberty (Alyssa Milano) is a stripper down on her luck entertaining the men who have all the money. Shall I map that out for you?
"Alyssa Milano is to Lady Liberty as rich white men are to _______"?
(Come on, all you SAT takers)
China.I WILL NOW LEAVE YOU WITH SOMETHING EXCITING AND REMINISCENT I FOUND FROM CLEANING OUT MY COMPUTER.
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5 comments:
lol a scruffy and matthew toy!
Added his blog. About time he got on the bus.
Awww, are those Consumating toys? I wish I had saved mine. I had a good Cockmitten.
Ahahaha yeah. The toys never really caught on well, but I just loved the idea of having little bacon and boob toys. I had a brilliant herpes toy that I apparently didn't save.
Don't worry. It'll come back.
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