"A Collection Of Semen-Based Recipes"

Yup, that would be a real book.

One of the best threads, via WordNerd, I've seen on Go Team, Internet! in a while. Given, it's also the most disgusting, but typically that goes hand in hand with Consumators.

Manuel said,

But how much Jizz would it take to make flan? How does it store? Can a guy whack off enough in one night for the recipe?

"Alright, I went to the store for the sugar, we have everything else, here stud, fill up the cup"

Bmanda said,

Sick. I love flan but will now think of custard substitute until I can intoxicate this thought away.

bold as love said,

If jizz tasted like flan or tiramisu, I'd be more apt to swallow and give more head.

Mrs. Cakes said,

Seriously, why can't boys ejaculate skittles or something?

Skanko said,

@tiff - b/c if we could ejaculate skittles, we'd all stay home eating skittles all day.

and that would hurt the dickhole probably.

Muppy said,

That was an overheard for the ages.

Ethan said,

I mean seriously:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

AVAILABLE IN MANY, IF NOT MOST, HOMES AND RESTAURANTS.

That's hilarious shit right there, man.

Skanko said,

What RESTAURANTS SERVE JIZZ? I want to avoid those completely. That's GOTTA be a health code violation.

Joy Defvision said,

@Skanko - Well, their goal is to NOT tell you that. :D

Skanko said,

well there goes getting Fettucini Alfredo for dinner tonight.